THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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