have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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