Where did you get a picture of my penis
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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