Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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