No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
please don't ironically join a cult
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