I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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