Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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