i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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