why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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