Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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