Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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