do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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