that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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