clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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