Tell her she can't have a vagina
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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