so explain again why im purple
no
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
