i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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