do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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