he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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