I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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