Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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