He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
how does that bad decision feel?
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