I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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