I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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