I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
