you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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