it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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