is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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