Where are you?
In a non slutty way
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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