i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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