We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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