i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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