THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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