Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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