her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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