Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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