she was so not down for the gang bang
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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