Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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