Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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