But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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