oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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