therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
