GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Randomize
