when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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