Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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