Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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