Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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