what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Randomize
