Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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