Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
