Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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