so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
