with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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