Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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