Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
