its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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