I think I am morally bankrupt
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
