Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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